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So I go to the Doctor today for the annual physical, this was my first over forty-if you now what I mean! Wow what a treat, I became intimately with my Doctor. I think i will finally break down and get a tattoo, It will be placed just above my crack and read "Exit Only!"

After a very thorough examination I was diagnosed with the following:

I am an arthritic narcoleptic turrets suffer with a mild to severe case of irritable bowl syndrome!!

I asked the Doc what the heck that meant and he said, "It means that you won't be able to open the bottle of narcolepsy medicine so you'll fall asleep at work and when someone wake's you, you'll shout random obscenities at them while crapping your pants!!" Doesn't that sound fun.

By the way, piece of advise for the late thirty something male crowd, If your Doctor has huge fat fingers, change Doctors before you hit the big 4-0!!